Thankful For the Privacy to Fap

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It’s Thanksgiving Day here in the United States and I am posting this from a hotel room. My family wanted me to stay with them, but no thanks. I treasure my sanity and privacy far too much.

I am actually pretty lucky as far as family goes. They all know I am gay and most of them don’t give me a hard time about it. If they do, my sister goes into attack dog mode and it can actually get pretty funny. Politics and money are a more difficult topic. I like knowing that if my uncle and cousins get too bad, I can just leave and come here.

To prepare myself for the likely disagreements, I am spending the morning looking at porn. I figure unloading before I go, will have me a bit more relaxed and less irritable. Today I am thankful for gay porn discounts and HD quality.

Get your own 58% discount to William Higgins and start a new Thanksgiving tradition of stroking before the holiday storm.